Unfortunately, this redesign is taking a lot longer than I imagined. It actually has a lot to do with helium. I can't explain at the moment, you'll just have to trust me. Helium is most assuredly the one to blame. How can a simple, inert gas cause a website redesign to slow to a metaphorical crawl? Finding the answer to that is what's slowing this all down. Think it through to the end, you'll find that my logic is infallible...